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Of Course He's Dead (2)Feb. 18, 2015 - 15
Of Course He's Dead (1)Feb. 18, 2015 - 14
Don't Give a Monkey a GunFeb. 11, 2015 - 13
Boompa Loved His HookersFeb. 04, 2015 - 12
A Beer-Battered Rip-OffJan. 28, 2015 - 11
For Whom the Booty CallsJan. 21, 2015 - 10
Here I Come, Pants!Jan. 14, 2015 - 9
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, LyndseyJan. 07, 2015 - 8
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried TurkeyDec. 17, 2014 - 7
Sex with an Animated Ed AsnerDec. 09, 2014 - 6
Alan Shot a Little GirlDec. 03, 2014 - 5
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.Nov. 26, 2014 - 4
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-EightNov. 19, 2014 - 3
Glamping in a YurtNov. 12, 2014 - 2
A Chic Bar in IbizaNov. 05, 2014 - 1
The Ol' Mexican SpinachOct. 29, 2014
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Oh, WALD-E, Good Times AheadMay. 08, 2014 - 21
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-LotMay. 01, 2014 - 20
Lotta Delis in Little ArmeniaApr. 24, 2014 - 19
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding ShangApr. 10, 2014 - 18
West Side StoryApr. 03, 2014 - 17
Welcome Home, JakeMar. 13, 2014 - 16
How to Get Rid of Alan HarperMar. 06, 2014 - 15
Cab Fare and a Bottle of PenicillinFeb. 27, 2014 - 14
Three Fingers of Creme de MentheFeb. 06, 2014 - 13
Bite Me, Supreme CourtJan. 30, 2014 - 12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.Jan. 09, 2014 - 11
Tazed in the Lady NutsJan. 02, 2014 - 10
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!Dec. 12, 2013 - 9
Numero Uno Accidente LawyerDec. 05, 2013 - 8
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.Nov. 21, 2013 - 7
Some Kind of Lesbian ZombieNov. 14, 2013 - 6
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot PantsNov. 07, 2013 - 5
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003Oct. 24, 2013 - 4
Clank, Clank, Drunken SkankOct. 17, 2013 - 3
This Unblessed BiscuitOct. 10, 2013 - 2
I Think I Banged Lucille BallOct. 03, 2013 - 1
NangnangnangnangSep. 26, 2013
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Cows, Prepare to Be TippedMay. 09, 2013 - 22
My Bodacious VidaliaMay. 02, 2013 - 21
Another Night With Neil DiamondApr. 25, 2013 - 20
Bazinga! That's From a TV ShowApr. 04, 2013 - 19
Big Episode. Someone Stole a SpoonMar. 14, 2013 - 18
The 9:04 from PembertonMar. 07, 2013 - 17
Throgwarten Middle School MysteriesFeb. 21, 2013 - 16
Advantage: Fat, Flying BabyFeb. 14, 2013 - 15
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug ItFeb. 07, 2013 - 14
Run, Steven Staven! Run!Jan. 31, 2013 - 13
Grab a Feather and Get in LineJan. 10, 2013 - 12
Welcome to AlancrestJan. 03, 2013 - 11
Give Santa a Tail-HoleDec. 13, 2012 - 10
One Nut JohnsonDec. 06, 2012 - 9
I Scream When I PeeNov. 29, 2012 - 8
Something My Gynecologist SaidNov. 15, 2012 - 7
Avoid the Chinese MustardNov. 08, 2012 - 6
Ferrets, Attack!Nov. 01, 2012 - 5
That's Not What They Call It in AmsterdamOct. 25, 2012 - 4
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is ForOct. 18, 2012 - 3
Four Balls, Two Bats and One MittOct. 11, 2012 - 2
A Big Bag of DogOct. 04, 2012 - 1
I Changed My Mind About the MilkSep. 27, 2012
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Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!May. 14, 2012 - 23
The Straw in My Donut HoleMay. 07, 2012 - 22
Why We Gave Up WomenApr. 30, 2012 - 21
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'Apr. 16, 2012 - 20
Grandma's PieApr. 09, 2012 - 19
Palmdale, EchMar. 19, 2012 - 18
The War Against GingivitisFeb. 27, 2012 - 17
Not in My Mouth!Feb. 20, 2012 - 16
Sips, Sonnets and SodomyFeb. 13, 2012 - 15
The Duchess of Dull-in-SackFeb. 06, 2012 - 14
A Possum on ChemoJan. 16, 2012 - 13
Slowly and in a Circular FashionJan. 02, 2012 - 12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!Dec. 12, 2011 - 11
What a Lovely Landing StripDec. 05, 2011 - 10
A Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesNov. 21, 2011 - 9
Frodo's HeadshotsNov. 14, 2011 - 8
Thank You for the IntercourseNov. 07, 2011 - 7
Those Fancy Japanese ToiletsOct. 31, 2011 - 6
The Squat and the HoverOct. 24, 2011 - 5
A Giant Cat Holding a ChurroOct. 17, 2011 - 4
Nine Magic FingersOct. 10, 2011 - 3
Big Girls Don't Throw FoodOct. 03, 2011 - 2
People Who Love PeepholesSep. 26, 2011 - 1
Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtSep. 19, 2011
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That Darn PriestFeb. 14, 2011 - 15
Three Hookers and a Philly CheesesteakFeb. 07, 2011 - 14
Lookin' for Japanese SubsJan. 17, 2011 - 13
Skunk, Dog Crap and KetchupJan. 03, 2011 - 12
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's DeadDec. 13, 2010 - 11
Dead from the Waist DownDec. 06, 2010 - 10
Ow, Ow, Don't StopNov. 22, 2010 - 9
A Good Time in Central AfricaNov. 15, 2010 - 8
Springtime on a StickNov. 08, 2010 - 7
The Crazy Bitch GazetteNov. 01, 2010 - 6
Twanging Your Magic ClangerOct. 25, 2010 - 5
The Immortal Mr. Billy JoelOct. 18, 2010 - 4
Hookers, Hookers, HookersOct. 11, 2010 - 3
A Pudding-Filled CactusOct. 04, 2010 - 2
A Bottle of Wine and a JackhammerSep. 27, 2010 - 1
Three Girls and a Guy Named BudSep. 20, 2010
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This Is Not Gonna End WellMay. 24, 2010 - 21
Gumby with a PokeyMay. 17, 2010 - 20
I Called Him MagooMay. 10, 2010 - 19
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His GraveApr. 12, 2010 - 18
Ixnay on the Oggie DayMar. 22, 2010 - 17
I Found Your MoustacheMar. 08, 2010 - 16
Tinkle Like a PrincessMar. 01, 2010 - 15
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)Feb. 08, 2010 - 14
Crude and Uncalled For (1)Feb. 01, 2010 - 13
Yay, No Polyps!Jan. 18, 2010 - 12
Fart Jokes, Pie and CelesteJan. 11, 2010 - 11
Warning, It's DirtyDec. 14, 2009 - 10
That's Why They Call It Ball RoomDec. 07, 2009 - 9
Captain Terry's Spray-On HairNov. 23, 2009 - 8
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.Nov. 16, 2009 - 7
Untainted by FilthNov. 09, 2009 - 6
Give Me Your ThumbNov. 02, 2009 - 5
For the Sake of the ChildOct. 19, 2009 - 4
Laxative Tester, Horse InseminatorOct. 12, 2009 - 3
Mmm, Fish. Yum.Oct. 05, 2009 - 2
Whipped Unto the Third GenerationSep. 28, 2009 - 1
818-jklpuzoSep. 21, 2009
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Baseball Was Better with SteroidsMay. 18, 2009 - 23
Good Morning, Mrs. ButterworthMay. 11, 2009 - 22
Sir Lancelot's Litter BoxMay. 04, 2009 - 21
Above Exalted CyclopsApr. 27, 2009 - 20
Hello, I Am Alan CousteauApr. 13, 2009 - 19
The Two Finger RuleMar. 30, 2009 - 18
My Son's Enormous HeadMar. 16, 2009 - 17
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?Mar. 09, 2009 - 16
She'll Still Be Dead At HalftimeMar. 02, 2009 - 15
I'd Like to Start With the CatFeb. 09, 2009 - 14
David Copperfield Slipped Me a RoofieFeb. 02, 2009 - 13
I Think You Offended DonJan. 19, 2009 - 12
Thank God for ScoliosisJan. 12, 2009 - 11
The Devil's LubeDec. 15, 2008 - 10
He Smelled the Ham, He Got ExcitedDec. 08, 2008 - 9
The Mooch at the BooNov. 24, 2008 - 8
Pinocchio's MouthNov. 17, 2008 - 7
Best H.O. Money Can BuyNov. 10, 2008 - 6
It's Always Nazi WeekNov. 03, 2008 - 5
A Jock Strap in HellOct. 20, 2008 - 4
The Flavin' and the Mavin'Oct. 13, 2008 - 3
Damn You, Eggs BenedictOct. 06, 2008 - 2
Pie Hole, HerbSep. 29, 2008 - 1
Taterhead Is Our Love ChildSep. 22, 2008
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Waiting for the Right SnapperMay. 19, 2008 - 18
If My Hole Could TalkMay. 12, 2008 - 17
Fish in a DrawerMay. 05, 2008 - 16
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm PrettyApr. 28, 2008 - 15
Rough Night in Hump JunctionApr. 21, 2008 - 14
Winky-Dink TimeApr. 14, 2008 - 13
The Soil Is MoistMar. 31, 2008 - 12
A Little Clammy and None Too FreshMar. 24, 2008 - 11
Meander to Your DanderMar. 17, 2008 - 10
Kinda Like NecrophiliaNov. 26, 2007 - 9
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar LidsNov. 19, 2007 - 8
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?Nov. 12, 2007 - 7
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest RoomNov. 05, 2007 - 6
Help Daddy Find His ToenailOct. 29, 2007 - 5
Putting Swim Fins on a CatOct. 22, 2007 - 4
City of Great RacksOct. 15, 2007 - 3
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy DooOct. 08, 2007 - 2
Media Room Slash DungeonOct. 01, 2007 - 1
Large Birds, Spiders and MomSep. 24, 2007
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Prostitutes and GelatoMay. 14, 2007 - 23
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'May. 07, 2007 - 22
Mr. McGlue's FeedbagApr. 30, 2007 - 21
Tucked, Taped and GorgeousApr. 23, 2007 - 20
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a LotApr. 16, 2007 - 19
Smooth as a Ken DollApr. 09, 2007 - 18
It Never Rains in HootervilleMar. 19, 2007 - 17
I Merely Slept With a CommieFeb. 26, 2007 - 16
Young People Have Phlegm TooFeb. 19, 2007 - 15
My Damn StalkerFeb. 12, 2007 - 14
That's Summer Sausage, Not SalamiFeb. 05, 2007 - 13
Don't Worry, Speed RacerJan. 22, 2007 - 12
Castrating Sheep in MontanaJan. 08, 2007 - 11
Walnuts and DemerolDec. 11, 2006 - 10
Kissing Abraham LincolnNov. 27, 2006 - 9
Corey's Been Dead for an HourNov. 20, 2006 - 8
Release the DogsNov. 13, 2006 - 7
Repeated Blows to His Unformed HeadNov. 06, 2006 - 6
Apologies for the FrivolityOct. 23, 2006 - 5
A Live Woman of Proven FertilityOct. 16, 2006 - 4
A Pot Smoking MonkeyOct. 09, 2006 - 3
The Sea Is a Harsh MistressOct. 02, 2006 - 2
Who's Vod Kanockers?Sep. 25, 2006 - 1
Working for CaligulaSep. 18, 2006
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That Pistol-Packin' HermaphroditeMay. 22, 2006 - 23
Arguments for the QuickieMay. 15, 2006 - 22
Just Once With Aunt SophieMay. 08, 2006 - 21
And the Plot MoistensMay. 01, 2006 - 20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a BurroApr. 24, 2006 - 19
Golly Moses, She's a MuffinApr. 10, 2006 - 18
The Spit-Covered CobblerMar. 20, 2006 - 17
The Unfortunate Little SchnauzerMar. 13, 2006 - 16
Ergo, the Booty CallMar. 06, 2006 - 15
My Tongue is MeatFeb. 27, 2006 - 14
Love Isn't Blind, It's RetardedFeb. 06, 2006 - 13
Humiliation Is a Visual MediumJan. 23, 2006 - 12
That Special TugJan. 09, 2006 - 11
Santa's Village of the DamnedDec. 19, 2005 - 10
Something Salted and TwistedNov. 28, 2005 - 9
Madame and Her Special FriendNov. 21, 2005 - 8
That Voodoo That I Do DoNov. 14, 2005 - 7
Sleep Tight, Puddin' PopNov. 07, 2005 - 6
Hi, Mr. Horned OneOct. 24, 2005 - 5
We Called It Mr. PinkyOct. 17, 2005 - 4
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward BoobsOct. 10, 2005 - 3
Carpet Burns and a Bite MarkOct. 03, 2005 - 2
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian LoverSep. 26, 2005 - 1
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic GymnastsSep. 19, 2005
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Does This Smell Funny to You?May. 23, 2005 - 23
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, SquabMay. 16, 2005 - 22
That Old Hose Bag Is My MotherMay. 09, 2005 - 21
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry OnMay. 02, 2005 - 20
I Always Wanted a Shaved MonkeyApr. 18, 2005 - 19
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping NoiseMar. 21, 2005 - 18
It Was Mame, MomMar. 07, 2005 - 17
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!Feb. 21, 2005 - 16
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?Feb. 14, 2005 - 15
Smell the Umbrella StandFeb. 07, 2005 - 14
Those Big Pink Things with CoconutJan. 31, 2005 - 13
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)Jan. 17, 2005 - 12
A Lungful of AlanJan. 03, 2005 - 11
Last Chance to See Those TattoosDec. 13, 2004 - 10
The Salmon Under My SweaterNov. 29, 2004 - 9
Yes, MonsignorNov. 22, 2004 - 8
Frankenstein and the Horny VillagersNov. 15, 2004 - 7
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in FontanaNov. 08, 2004 - 6
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal VigilanceOct. 25, 2004 - 5
Bad News from the Clinic?Oct. 18, 2004 - 4
Go Get Mommy's BraOct. 11, 2004 - 3
A Bag Full of JaweaOct. 04, 2004 - 2
Enjoy Those Garlic BallsSep. 27, 2004 - 1
Back Off, Mary PoppinsSep. 20, 2004
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Can You Feel My Finger?May. 24, 2004 - 23
Just Like BuffaloMay. 17, 2004 - 22
My Doctor Has a Cow PuppetMay. 10, 2004 - 21
No Sniffing, No WowingMay. 03, 2004 - 20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkApr. 19, 2004 - 19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouMar. 22, 2004 - 18
An Old Flame With a New WickMar. 01, 2004 - 17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsFeb. 23, 2004 - 16
That Was Saliva, AlanFeb. 16, 2004 - 15
Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickFeb. 09, 2004 - 14
I Can't Afford HyenasFeb. 02, 2004 - 13
Sarah Like Puny AlanJan. 12, 2004 - 12
Camel Filters and PheromonesJan. 05, 2004 - 11
Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorDec. 15, 2003 - 10
Merry ThanksgivingNov. 24, 2003 - 9
Phase One, CompleteNov. 17, 2003 - 8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-FulNov. 10, 2003 - 7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeNov. 03, 2003 - 6
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?Oct. 27, 2003 - 5
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a HumpOct. 20, 2003 - 4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a NapOct. 13, 2003 - 3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellOct. 06, 2003 - 2
Big Flappy BastardsSep. 29, 2003 - 1
PilotSep. 22, 2003
Two and a Half Men
TMDb: 7.4 30 min 69 views
A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Creator:Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Stars:Amber Tamblyn, Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell, Jon Cryer
Networks:CBS
Seasons:12
Country:United States of America
Year:2003
Studios:Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company, Warner Bros. Television
Episodes:16
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